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Valerie Willis
Apr 14, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.15: The Potty Dilemma
Men all know the envious and jealous stares they get for the ease in which they can pee anywhere. Here is my comical story of trying to...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 6, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.14: Carnie Confusion
I must admit, that my experience at one particular fair gave me several stories to milk. Granted my friends and peers who were also there...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 30, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.13: Meet Charmander the Cat
I had an amazing cat named Charmander. No really, he was freaking awesome and more importantly a clever, asshole at best. My Husband...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 23, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.12: The Pirate’s Booty
“Uh oh, it’s just me and you, Mary.” I gave me boss a smirk as I walked into the store and clocked in. “Should I be scared?” Puzzled, she...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 16, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.11: Sailor Jupiter Took My Keys
KEYS. Let’s talk about those things we need for our front doors and to drive our cars: keys! I am well-known for misplacing my keys in...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 9, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.10: Take Your Pills
There is a time when we all request a good friend to house-sit for us. Whether you are truly concerned about your place getting broken...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 2, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.9: First Time On Asphalt
Anyone recall that first real moment when you pulled a car onto the road for first time? I do. If anyone has at the very least played an...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 24, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.8: McDonald’s Creeper
This actually happened the other week. Many of my friends who have had the pleasure of hanging out with me in person can confirm one...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 10, 20161 min read
VTMAS No. 6: Self-Storage
I had given up focusing on the buildings and signs that were passing by. I was sitting in the back seat of my mother’s car when suddenly...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 3, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.5: Clown Hair
It was another afternoon of boredom as I sat on the couch with my Uncle Ymmit. Nothing was going on, and to be honest, I don’t recall...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 27, 20164 min read
VTMAS No.4: Surprise Autopsy
**WARNING: This story may not be for the squeamish or sensitive** One of my favorite things about the veterinary office today was that it...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 20, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.3: The Woods Have Eyes
“Crap, we need to change or we’re going to be running this show late.” My friend Jill and I scrambled for our FFA jackets, white blouses,...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 13, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.2: Knights, Warlocks, & Outlaws
Looking at my watch, I eagerly looked out the glass windows and doors wondering where Larry was. The phone rang, and with much relief it...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 6, 20163 min read
VTMAS No. 1: Good Morning SWAT Team
NOTE: I had only been living there for 2 months… if that: I had stayed up far too late, so I was half asleep as I rolled out of bed at...
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