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Valerie Willis
Aug 4, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.31: Who Did It?
As a parent, it can be fun to feign ignorance to your four year old or ask a series of questions that will reward you with comedic gold....
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Valerie Willis
Jul 28, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.30: Baby Brain
If you have been pregnant, or know someone that was in their last trimester, you will know what it means to have Baby Brain. I can dive...
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Valerie Willis
Jul 21, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.29: Charmander’s Quota
There I was, standing in the kitchen when a wolf spider crawled out from its hiding spot and stood in the middle of the floor. It makes...
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Valerie Willis
Jul 14, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.28: The Happy Trail
Being in Central Florida has its benefits, including going to a theme park to celebrate my twenty-first birthday. Unlike most of my...
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Valerie Willis
Jul 7, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.27: You Know, That Song
One of the most precious memories my husband and I have of our first niece was the time we were taking her to Grandma’s house. She was...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 30, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.26: I Broke My New Underwear
Having kids is both a blessing and a curse. I love my kids, but I have to admit, until they came along, I remember having far more...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 22, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.25: You Broke It!
As a recap, I had a cat named Charmander who was a black and white Maine Coon mix. He was a huge 35 pound monster that was bigger than...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 15, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.24: Curiousity
At some point in my high school career I took a Creative Writing course. We were a small mix of students from different backgrounds,...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 8, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.23: Hungry Hungry Girlfriend
It’s always an anxious ordeal when you meet the boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I had met them a few times since our “Spicy...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 1, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.22: My Spicy Valentine
Oh, my first Valentine’s Day with my husband was definitely interesting. We had started seeing each other the last week of January, more...
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Valerie Willis
May 25, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.21: The Clown Car
Traffic. Ugh, we’ve all dreaded driving to that one part of town because there is no avoided that stop and go, bumper-to-bumper traffic...
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Valerie Willis
May 11, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.19: Rat Attack
I don’t know about you guys, but I have lived in some dives. This is a story about a very special dump that I lived in for a while. This...
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Valerie Willis
May 4, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker
Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 20, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.16: Like the Very First Time
In high school, after I acquired the ability to drive and my own vehicle, I would spend many nights and weekends at the Border’s Book...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 13, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.15: The Potty Dilemma
Men all know the envious and jealous stares they get for the ease in which they can pee anywhere. Here is my comical story of trying to...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 30, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.13: Meet Charmander the Cat
I had an amazing cat named Charmander. No really, he was freaking awesome and more importantly a clever, asshole at best. My Husband...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 23, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.12: The Pirate’s Booty
“Uh oh, it’s just me and you, Mary.” I gave me boss a smirk as I walked into the store and clocked in. “Should I be scared?” Puzzled, she...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 16, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.11: Sailor Jupiter Took My Keys
KEYS. Let’s talk about those things we need for our front doors and to drive our cars: keys! I am well-known for misplacing my keys in...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 27, 20164 min read
VTMAS No.4: Surprise Autopsy
**WARNING: This story may not be for the squeamish or sensitive** One of my favorite things about the veterinary office today was that it...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 6, 20163 min read
VTMAS No. 1: Good Morning SWAT Team
NOTE: I had only been living there for 2 months… if that: I had stayed up far too late, so I was half asleep as I rolled out of bed at...
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